Unbalanced

You or your life might be unbalanced if...

The only time you can fit in grocery shopping is 10:30 at night. (as a side note:  Walmart that late at night is not okay...even in Centerville, UT)

Anytime you're in the same room with your roommate, Madame Guillotine starts playing in your head.

You get a text from your sister-in-law about your nephew just staring at a picture of you and that meaning he really loves Aunt Wendi...and you burst into tears.

You put your shoes on the wrong feet.

You've lost the will to clean. (okay, this is probably only a sign if you're me)

You obsessively color-code your medications flashcards.(let's be honest, I'm always a little unbalanced)

You dream about punching people in the face.

You consider taking up hand-to-hand combat as a form of therapy.

You eat a whole sandwich, a salad, half a baguette and a slice of chocolate cake for lunch and think, "I should have another slice of cake".

You stay up at night writing pointless blog posts when you should be sleeping because you have to get up early for pre-rehearsal Zumba.  (I love pre-rehearsal Zumba...it's almost enough to be therapeutic...almost)