Everything I needed to know about life, I've learned from FRIENDS. Yes. The TV show. So many of life's situations, I know how to handle because I've seen it on FRIENDS. (Don't tell me that they're not functional people. I don't want to hear it.) Now you get to enjoy some of my favorite quotes.
"Let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've been flung." ~Rachel
"Alright. Look, if you absolutely have to tell the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what death beds are for!" ~Chandler
"You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistence!" ~Chandler
"And just so you know... It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to ever guy, and it IS a big deal!" ~Rachel
"You know, we should probably ask the Doctor if she knows how to deliver a baby that's half human and half PURE EVIL!" ~ Ross
Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her.
Chandler: Hey! You know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha." ~Monica
Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Monica: How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Oh there are so many, many other quotes! And all can be applied to life on a fairly regular basis.
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